Sunday, 21 March 2010

This week I've been turning my attention to civic duties...
The council were planning to abandon the local swimming pools and leave them open to contamination by humans and their offspring; I cleverly infiltrated the offices and altered the results of their poll... now we shall have a fully restored bathing facility for mice! I am a local hero and have been invited to join the online forum of the area, to spread my constructive criticism of local business and events.