Now, I'm not one for looking a gift horse in the mouth, but... a cupboard full of seeds... with the door open...

I think I'll just leave it.

'...in my country, they won't give you plastic bags. They say that fish swallow them. Silly, isn't it- I mean, you'd have to throw the bags into the sea first...!'

People can be very tedious. This is another reason why I would prefer to flog bad art. Taste versus 'taste'.

I've opened a bar... I'm not that interested in the drinks though...